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The revolution already happened. It was televised, but in the midnight block on Sci-Fi. Halfway through it was pre-empted by "Chupacabra IV: The Goats Strike Back." If you didn't have your TIVO set? You're fucked.


It wasn't all that great anyway. Our revolution isn't worth much in the end.

IF YOU ARE VIEWING MY PAGE VIA TILA'S HOTSPOT:


Listen, you're probably nice enough, but Tila Tequila pisses me off. I don't care about the internet modeling or what have you, but the "Am I straight or a lesbian! I can't decide!" thing just re-enforces really bs stereotypes about bisexuality. Tila, you're bisexual. If you're dating a girl? You're bisexual. If you're dating a guy? You're bisexual. That's how it works.

I didn't sign up for the Hotspot, I don't want to be here. If there was a way to NOT be here, trust me, I'd be long gone by now.

Thank you, have a nice day!
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Home: Pittsburgh PA, United States
Sex: Female
Age: 27
Sign: Scorpio
Status: Cookie Dough
Religion: Other
Drink: Yes
Smoke: No
Children: I Don'T Want Kids
Education: College Graduate
Occupation: Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Home Town: Pittsburgh
Member Since: 11/04/2006
AIM®: newageamazon
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About Me:
Graduated from the University of Pittsburgh in 2005. BA in English Writing, concentration in fiction. Which means I'm qualified to do mind numbing office work. I'm also a leather clad crime fighter at night, but you'll have to take my word for it.

I'm one of the Fall Out Boy music guides around these parts. So if I ask you to be careful about your tags? I'm doing it because if you don't, you get in trouble. And nobody really wants that, do they?

Fuck The Bubonic Court of Nurglitch!

Don't hold doors for me unless you'd hold them for a guy, don't stare at me (please don't fucking stare at me), don't assume I need someone, and don't ever call me "Baby" unless you know me well enough to get away with it, or if you don't mind getting kicked in the crotch. That's right, I'm a crotch kicker. It's mean, it's dirty, but sometimes it's the only way to get the point across.


I loathe zombies.

I've come up with several ideas for comics, but have no artistic skills what-so-ever, and I'm kind of scared of trying to find an artist to work with because I can be a controlling bitch and I'm afraid things would turn sour really fast.

I knit. What? Stop looking at me like that.
Favorite Music:
Cobra Starship, Aerosmith, Fall Out Boy, The Cab, Queen, Marilyn Manson, Snake River Conspiracy, Linkin Park, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Delerium, Oasis, Panic at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, DragonForce

Favorite Books:
The Handmaid's Tale, Lost Souls, Mists of Avalon, The Secret Circle Trilogy, 1984, Neuromancer, Mona Lisa Overdrive, Where is Joe Merchant?, Harry Potter

Favorite Movies:
The Long Kiss Goodnight, Fight Club, XXX, Blue Crush, Blade, Blade Trinity, Highlander, Highlander: Endgame, X-Men, X2, Hackers, Pirates of the Carribean

Favorite TV Shows:
Heroes, House, Star Trek: TNG, Revolutionary Girl Utena, The Man Show (with Adam and Jimmy only), American Idol, Skating with Celebrities, Deal or No Deal, Cowboy Bebop, Buffy, Firefly

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