Sparkle Princess Diana, unicorns and fairies and tiaraaaaaaaaaaaas! 2006--1-1-T04: 0:9:-08:00 Graduated from the University of Pittsburgh in 2005. BA in English Writing, concentration in fiction. Which means I'm qualified to do mind numbing office work. I'm also a leather clad crime fighter at night, but you'll have to take my word for it. I'm one of the Fall Out Boy music guides around these parts. I support The Bubonic Court of Nurglitch! Don't hold doors for me unless you'd hold them for a guy, don't stare at me (please don't fucking stare at me), don't assume I need someone, and don't ever call me "Baby" unless you know me well enough to get away with it, or if you don't mind getting kicked in the crotch. That's right, I'm a crotch kicker. It's mean, it's dirty, but sometimes it's the only way to get the point across. I loathe zombies. I've come up with several ideas for comics, but have no artistic skills what-so-ever, and I'm kind of scared of trying to find an artist to work with because I can be a controlling bitch and I'm afraid things would turn sour really fast. I knit. What? Stop looking at me like that. buzznet:user:id:293943 http://www.buzznet.com/ Copyright (c) 2005, Buzznet, Inc. newageamazon ??? Summer Vacation 2007 Shameful Fetishes Buffy: The Vampire Slayer Chihuly At Phipp's (December 2007) Ashly's Holiday Baking Adventure 2007 Top 10 Of 2007 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 Faeries RRRGL Tour Superhero Bar Crawl Bring Me The Horizon @ Warped in Pittsburgh, PA 7/29/08 Gym Class Heroes @ Warped in Pittsburgh, PA 7/29 Cobra Starship @ Vans Warped Tour in Pittsburgh, PA 7/29 Urban Fantasy All Time Low @ Warped in Pittsburgh, PA 7/29/08 The Academy Is... @ Warped in Pittsburgh 7/29/08 Why So Serious? Bored With My Camera Fireworks 2008 Song of Ice and Fire images OMG KITTIES! Urban Pandora Artwork The Sorrel Weed House Universal CityWalk Pirates Pittsburgh Graffitti Tour Pittsburgh's Lava Lounge Through the Looking Glass...and what Amazon Found There It's the hat All Hail Tempestia! vampires Werewolves Team Black Magic Magnetic Poetry No Doubt/Gwen Stefani Girl on Girl Gallery All Hail the Scorpios! Bree needs some happy! Jellyfish! BRUNETTES HAVE MORE FUN The One and Only Amy Dumas Private I'm Kind of in Love with this Diesel Ad buzznet:user:entry:id:42330321 2008--0-8-T19: 1:9:-08:00 2008--0-8-T19: 1:9:-08:00 2008--0-8-T19: 1:9:-08:00 newageamazon
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Added the banner to the user info for The Buzznet Parade is Dead group which has been getting some decent traffic since getting linked from the MCR homepage.]]> http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/thumb-msg-121398662377.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/synd-msg-121398662377.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/mob-msg-121398662377.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/gallery-msg-121398662377.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/large-msg-121398662377.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/feat-msg-121398662377.jpg HOLY CRAP! buzznet:user:entry:id:37936291 2008--0-6-T12: 0:5:-08:00 2008--0-6-T12: 0:5:-08:00 2008--0-6-T12: 0:5:-08:00 newageamazon
The Buzznet Parade is Dead! group got linked from the MCR official site! How fucking awesome is this?]]> http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/thumb-msg-121327465201.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/synd-msg-121327465201.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/mob-msg-121327465201.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/gallery-msg-121327465201.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/large-msg-121327465201.jpg http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/newageamazon/default/feat-msg-121327465201.jpg