In our future, we were promised flying cars, jet packs, moon amusement parks and flash frozen ice cream.
And now the future is ruined.
Because the company behind Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future, has filed for bankruptcy.
How can I continue on into an uncertain future when the very ice cream of the future has failed in the present tense? If the future is already failing, then what kind of failure can we expect when our future because our present? And our present is the past and my presence is a present so kiss my...
...wait, sorry, I got caught up in a Kanye West quote there for a moment. Where were we?
Oh, right. The future is a lie, has always been a lie and we will never get jet packs. And Christmas is cancelled.