Why isn't 'Batgirl' a valid career choice?

So, for those of you who haven't heard (since the news is a little bit dated...but stay with me on this), they've released a Twilight perfume.  Yes, in a long line of move tie in products, which also includes Edward Cullen body glitter (I cannot make this stuff up, folks), they have released a freesia and lavender scented perfume in an apple-shaped bottle. 


But Jerry already did a fantastic write-up on the perfume itself.  The point I'm trying to make is, hey, why should Twilight be the only movie that gets a perfume based on it?  So I posed the question to several other Buzznet members:


Myself:

• The Dark Knight: The Fragrance: strong scent of leather and insanity. Insanity probably smelling something like gasoline or strawberries.
• Pirates of the Caribbean: salty sea air with a hint of rum that starts out strong but is ultimately disappointing after five or six hours.
• Saw Perfume: It's actually some kind of poison and in order to get the antidote you have to go through some kind of test detailed on the box. The antidote smells of freshly cut grass.
• High School Musical 3: You won't admit you know what it smells like, but you totally own at least one bottle.
• Watchmen: Smells like everything that pisses Alan Moore off. Was supposed to contain some squid ink, but that was deemed "unnecessary."
• There Will Be Blood: It smells like a vanilla milkshake. It makes you want to drink the milkshake, drink it up!

laryngitisxxlullabies :

• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: The Curious Scent of Benjamin Button: starts off smelling like old people and soap, but after a couple of years it smells like babies and candy!
• Juno: gym uniforms and baby powder
• 300: smells like MADNESS (man sweat and leather in a totally non-homoerotic way).  TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL. NO MATTER, THOUGH, FOR WE SHALL SMELL DELECTABLE.
• Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert: smells like billions of dollars, sweating 11-year-olds, and scandal.
• You Don't Mess With the Zohan: hair gel and bad cologne.
• Prom Night: smells like fail and sleep.

xxrccola

• Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix: The-Scent-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named: So potent, we don't even speak it's name. I think it would smell like hot cinammon (like phoenix fire) and musk. The number one selling perfume for centaurs, witches, wizards and Muggles alike!
• Transformers: Simply Optimus: Ahh, the sweet smells of oil and elbow grease. Shia Lebeouf wears it! How else did he manage to attract a girl as hot as Megan Fox?
• X-files Movie: The Truth: This perfume is very rare and hard to find, but I promise The Truth is out there.
• Mamma Mia!: Honey, Honey: With water from Aphrodite's fountain, this scent will have you rolling around on the beach and feeling like a Dancing Queen in no time! (Caution: Side effects include unpredictable outbursts in song and random inexplicable urges to marry people you just met or haven't seen in over 20 years)

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• Talledega Nights: Shake & Bake: The scent of awesome rhyming verbs, really thin pancakes, and America.

Think you can do better?  Have a great one you're itching to share?  Post it in the comments!