ZOMG DIAGNOSIS - Buzznet

ZOMG DIAGNOSIS!

(I am not editing anything in this. Damn wannabe anythings. Delusional to the last that the world revolves around them and their non-grammatical selves. Every time...everytime...I swear these people have issues. This is not about one single person that loves to pretend everything must be about them. Sorry, chica. You'll have to get your drama fix somewhere else. I'm sure you'll find it.)

THIS IS FOR MANY WOMEN AND MEN AND IS AN OPINION ABOUT PEOPLE IN SOCIETY. AND IF YOU FEEL YOU MAY ACTUALLY FIT THIS, THEN YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHY. IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY ENOUGH THAT THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, PLEASE DO SEEK SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. ACTUALLY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THAT ANYWAY. AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO EXAMINE YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR AND REALIZE THAT IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE RETORTS IN YOUR PERSONAL BLOG AND THEN CLAIM THEY'RE NOT ABOUT SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE CLEARLY AIMED AT SOMEONE? THEY MIGHT DO THE SAME TO YOU, COMPLETE WITH PARODIES OF YOUR EDITS WHICH YOU THEN DELETED BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO STAND BY WHAT YOU'VE SAID. BUT SO TYPICAL.

Hey, Buzznet! So, you know how I'll sometimes talk about how I have a lot of problems? Well, as it turns out, a licensed medical professional* has diagnosed my problems.

Apparently, I'm afraid of sex.

Of course. It all seems so obvious now. Why didn't I see it before? I'm TOTALLY 100% AFRAID OF SEX.

And don't worry! I made my doctor** show me their license!

*license not valid in any city, state, country or planet that exists in the real world

**LOL DOCTOR

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Comments (6)

	WeAreTheVampions: 07/03/2009 4:27 AM Are there s'posed to be links in that? 'cause I can't get a clickthrough. My "licensed medical professional told me that I have "fibromyalgia because you can't handle your stress properly, and normally we'd give you an anti-depressant for that, but... you're already taking one... hahah!"
	Gwen Artax: 07/03/2009 5:55 AM If you're afraid of sex then I'm a nun.
	Buzznet's Official New Age Amazon: 07/03/2009 7:57 AM abstractfuries said: Are there s'posed to be links in that? 'cause I can't get a clickthrough. My "licensed medical professional told me that I have "fibromyalgia because you can't handle your stress properly, and normally we'd give you an anti-depressant for that, but... you're already taking one... hahah!" Yeah, they're supposed to be links. They work from my main journal page but not from THIS page. I don't know why. Will be speaking with Buzznet about this >:(
	Queen Of Cydonia: 07/03/2009 11:05 AM Your journals are very random and amusing. I like that.
	MiseryXchord ™: 07/03/2009 7:31 PM abstractfuries said: Are there s'posed to be links in that? 'cause I can't get a clickthrough. My "licensed medical professional told me that I have "fibromyalgia because you can't handle your stress properly, and normally we'd give you an anti-depressant for that, but... you're already taking one... hahah!" Can I smack your licensed medical professional upside the head for you?
	I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 07/05/2009 7:45 AM Wait a minute, does your doctor have a crazy mustache? Is he named Richard? Coz I swear I've seen that handwriting on my prescriptions...