Apparently there's some confusion

Guys, I'm sorry to have misled you. I'm NOT a vampire. I mean, I can see how you would have thought that because of all the times I've totally CLAIMED to be a vampire. I mean, I don't remember doing so, but apparently I did? Also, I took these pictures:

So, yeah. Sorry for being so misleading. I didn't mean to make you think I was a vampire, since I'm ACTUALLY a 3,000 year old Mayan spirit reincarnated in the form of a chubby girl from Pittsburgh. I've come to destroy your world, but not until I've had another slice of cheesecake. But yeah, I don't suck energy out of you. I just blow up the world in a few years. Well, not really BLOW UP, I mean, I can't tell you EXACTLY how I'm gonna end the world, but trust me. It's gonna be WILD!

In the meantime, Girl and Girl 2 have a new single up on our Myspace!

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	I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 07/03/2009 10:48 AM Are you SURE you're not a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me. More vampire pick-up lines
	I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 07/03/2009 10:50 AM Are you sure you're not a vampite? 'Cause you're dazzling me. More vampire pick-up lines@ http://www.fiction.net/tidbits/sex/gothic.line s.html
	I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 07/03/2009 10:53 AM URGH Stupid comment eating Buzznet!!! Teh evil BN conspiracy is out tah get meh coz I dont fit in with there "teacher's pet" mentality. Or something...
	Queen Of Cydonia: 07/03/2009 11:06 AM Fooled by your chompers, I was.
	TheSusieQ: 07/03/2009 11:52 AM You aren't a vampire? Dammit.
	Oh I c nao: 07/03/2009 2:50 PM What you mean you no a vampire??? =(
	WeAreTheVampions: 07/06/2009 6:33 AM But... what about that one time... you know... that party... You mean to tell me that you were just EXPERIMENTING? I feel so led on...
	Buzznet's Official New Age Amazon: 07/06/2009 6:41 AM abstractfuries said: But... what about that one time... you know... that party...You mean to tell me that you were just EXPERIMENTING?I feel so led on... Well, it was never the way I planned, not my intention. I got so brave drinking and lost my discretion. It's not what humans do not what they should ingest but you have a nice neck and who would have guessed? I bit a girl and I liked it The taste of her O positive I bit a girl just to try it hope real vampires don't mind it it felt so wrong, it felt so right don't mean I'm the queen of the night. I bit a girl and I liked it.
	Gwen Artax: 07/06/2009 7:41 AM newageamazon said: Well, it was never the way I planned, not my intention. I got so brave drinking and lost my discretion. It's not what humans do not what they should ingest but you have a nice neck and who would have guessed? I bit a girl and I liked it The taste of her O positive I bit a girl just to try it hope real vampires don't mind it it felt so wrong, it felt so right don't mean I'm the queen of the night. I bit a girl and I liked it. HERO