Will My Chemical Romance Save Five Innocent Lives

Will My Chemical Romance Save Five Innocent Lives?

Now is not the time for idle threats, my friends. Now is not the time for patience or excuses.

It is almost the end of 2009 and we still do not have a new My Chemical Romance CD. We have put up with update after update from the band during their studio time, yet we still do not have a follow-up to The Black Parade. I cannot deal with this anymore. This is a matter of dire consequence.

So, inspired by the genius of Mileysavefuzzy.com, I have decided to make my demands very clear.

Here is what is at stake:

Those are five apples. Five innocent apples. I have named them after the five members of My Chemical Romance (Frank is the one who has climbed up to perch on top of the other apples because he is very short, in case you were wondering). Why is this important? Well, I will tell you.

IF I DO NOT HAVE A NEW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CD BY MY 27TH BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH, I WILL SLICE UP THESE APPLES, BAKE THEM INTO A PIE AND THEN I WILL EAT THE PIE.

This is no laughing matter! This is a life or death or pastry situation! Can you live with yourselves, MCR, knowing that these apples which are your namesakes have been BAKED INTO A TASTY CRUST AND DEVOURED? Could you go another day knowing that such a brutal thing happened WHEN YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED IT?

THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. I SUGGEST YOU NOT MAKE THIS CHOICE LIGHTLY.

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Comments (48)

	aliceinweirdland77: 11/04/2009 12:04 PM mmmmmm is this normal''
	ashleymg: 11/04/2009 12:44 PM Well, I guess you're going to eat the pie.
	ashleylisous: 11/04/2009 2:42 PM my birthday is november 8th :D
	Harbouring.A.Crush.On.Mitch.Buchannon: 11/04/2009 4:19 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA I saw this and I was like HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!? I seriously started to spaz out haha lololol this post was awesome!
	iomylif2mcr: 11/04/2009 4:24 PM i would say that im gonna eat my halloween pumpkin but my mom beat me to it hahaha
	bacon: 11/04/2009 5:05 PM You're pretty much my hero. For real. Haha.
	voluptuosity: 11/04/2009 6:46 PM How is this music news? :/
	voluptuosity: 11/04/2009 6:47 PM Cute though... Gerard's apple should be green, by the way. =)
	annycoffee: 11/04/2009 6:55 PM voluptuosity said: Cute though... Gerard's apple should be green, by the way. =) Why green? why not red?
	voluptuosity: 11/04/2009 7:22 PM annycoffee said: Why green? why not red? lol Because of the interview where he says green apples are the best. I just think he'd prefer to be green. xD
	imjustyourstandardtoaster: 11/04/2009 7:58 PM MCR!!! Save the apples! Please... :)
	yourpersonalnothing: 11/04/2009 9:25 PM I do agree they really do need to bring their new stuff out... But I guess we just have to wait...
	Blair Waldorf: 11/04/2009 9:29 PM If MCR doesn't release an album by that same date, I will steal Ashly's pie. And eat it.
	Blair Waldorf: 11/04/2009 9:30 PM The people taking this journal seriously are making me laugh even more.
	fireflyrenix55: 11/04/2009 9:58 PM LMFAO wow thats seriously one of the most hilarious things I've seen on Buzz. I love it. If we don't get the album post a pic of that pie will ya?! But, SAVE THE APPLES! Dont let them get hurt!!!!!!! D:
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