Why isn't 'Batgirl' a valid career choice?

Take a deep breath Cobra lads and lasses. Gabe Saporta is not dead yet, he's simply pining for the fjords. Of Uruguay. Shut up, there's totally Uruguanian fjords. Look it up on Wikipedia!

Anyway, every fake death deserves a fake tombstone. So pick your favorite!

It's been a huge summer already for superhero movies. We've seen Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk garnering rave reviews and saving Marvel comics based films (we can now safely forget about the original Hulk movie with Eric Bana and try and release our bad memories of X3: The Last Stand). But in the next two weeks we're set to see a pair of eagerly anticipated superhero sequels release:
On July 11th, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army hits theatres.
On July 18th, The Dark Knight, the follow up to Batman Begins, releases.
Which movie do you think is going to rock your summer the hardest?

At a recent Chicago Cubs game Pete Wentz had the honor of singing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the 7th inning stretch. Joe Rios, the public relations manager for the Cubs, told People Magazine that Pete "nailed it."

Here's the video:

Okay, Buzznet Idol judges. What is your take on this?

Sorry for not posting this last night, I was too busy being crazy.

Anyway, things are a little different this week. VOTE FOR THE PERSON YOU WANT TO WIN THE WHOLE SHEBANG! Person with the most votes as of NEXT THURSDAY NIGHT wins. Winner will be announced Friday, June 27th.

So, if you haven't heard, Ronnie Radke is a moron poor, lost soul who just needs a hug and a pat on the head and to be told his mother loves him. And asking him to spend FIVE WHOLE YEARS in the SAME STATE while holding down a job and not doing drugs or drinking is apparently too much torture for the poor guy.

So, Buzznet Jury, how should Ronnie have been sentenced?

Last week of eliminations! Vote for the person you want eliminated from the competition!

Vote for who you want eliminated from the competition!

With Pete Wentz officially off the market, which of the sexy bachelors of Decaydance will be the next to be bound in holy matrimony?

As usual, no bashing, bitching, whining, or anything that could be taken as mean and/or nasty. I reserve the right to delete any girlfriend bashing and to mock you for comments like "NOOOOOOO! RYAN'S GONNA MARRY MEEEEEE!"

SHUT UP, THIS WAS TOTALLY ON TIME!
Remember, vote for the person you want eliminated from the competition.

Imagine you're taking a poll on Buzznet. Let's say it's about a band. A band you may or may not like. Or the wife of someone in a band. Or their girlfriend. Anything, really. And you decide to leave a comment. Please choose the sort of comment you're going to leave.