Why isn't 'Batgirl' a valid career choice?

So, Pete and Ashlee presented together at the Kid's Choice Awards this past weekend:

What were you thinking while watching this video?

Please note: While I'm all about free speech, this isn't the place to bash either or both of these people. Take it somewhere else. I'll be deleting those sorts of comments. Because I want to and can.

So, it looks like The Academy Is... lead singer William Beckett has done the unthinkable...cut his hair short and grown facial hair.



How do you feel about this pressing situation?

In light of a number of things (including the fact that the Superhero Movie Contest ends tomorrow night), I got to thinking about superpowers.

So here's the question, folks: Which of these Superhero Powers would you want?

So after listening to and utterly rejecting "Mosh Pit On Disney" I began to think: which Disney cover would I really WANT to hear?

And now, you get to help me out with that.

So, occasionally there comes a time when you need to take off school or work to make that ever important pilgrimage to see Cobra Starship perform live.

While those of us who are members of The Church of Hot Addiction automatically understand, sometimes you may have to come up with a "decent" excuse for your boss or your teachers. Pick your favorite from these, and then supply your own!

So at a recent concert, Gerard Way took a shot at Panic at the Disco, saying the new MCR album would be called "Die. Slow."

Which act of retribution from the FBR/Decaydance family do you think would be the best?

And in the words of the great Gabe Saporta:
"You're never gonna win 'em all
So f*ck 'em if they can't take a joke.
I'm just playin'!"

In other words: this is not serious. I don't believe in retaliation because there's nothing to retaliate against. It's a joke. People make them. I'm making some here! Deal.

Neverland Ranch is up for auction! Which celebrity would put it to the best use?

The opening track to Panic's new album Pretty. Odd. is called "We're So Starving." What Panic-ism would you starve to death without in your diet?

So, despite rumors that hit the web, including buzznet, a few days ago, it seems as if Marshal "Eminem" Mathers will NOT be pursuing a professional wrestling career (via rajah.com). Or he will be and the folks up in Standford, CT are doing their best to keep it quiet.

But, in case you don't know, the most important part of a wrestler's in-ring repertoire is his or her signature move. Where would Stone Cold be without his Stunner? What would JR do if he couldn't yell "ROCK BOTTOM" during matches? And why the hell wasn't Trish Stratus's "Matrix" called the "Dodge Stratus?"

The point being, what would Eminem's signature move have been called?